|Man, this is such an unfair fight. |
How do you beat Archie?
Why not? Well, it was the art. The scenes I was trying to read were talking scenes -- scenes without any main action beyond characters yammering at each other. That's fine -- I love those sorts of comics when done right. Exposition scenes are actually something I really enjoy. The comics medium is able to create really dynamic exposition sequences because it's able to show things in such diverse ways.
But, that's not what we go here at all! All we got was a boring, grey, and very static sequence.
And y'know what? I think I know who could have done it better. Samm Schwartz.